As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
No subtext here. People are naked.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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