"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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