I'm so fucking centered right now
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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