I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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