Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just want to make out with him forever
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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