Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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