Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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