I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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