Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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