She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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