It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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