babies were throwing up all over the place
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
splinters make it hard to masturbate
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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