I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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