i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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