I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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