I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
accomplished twins. life is a go
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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