Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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