Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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