didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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