Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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