He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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