I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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