That's intense
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
My bed smells like the plague
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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