he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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