therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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