Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
