So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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