that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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