He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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