Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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