He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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