Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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