His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
is that a dick in a sweater?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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