glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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