I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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