But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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