it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
