Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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