How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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