Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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