at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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