bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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