The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Randomize
