The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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