I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I just forgot I was standing up.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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