Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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