We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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