maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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