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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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