My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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