My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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