ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
You've changed since you got that strap on
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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