arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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