so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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